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MOVIN'

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Yup. Moving from this account to :iconbewareofwombat: and leaving on saturday to make sure Sydney's still there. Will be back in a week.
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Yes, I have been very, VERY gone for a while. Bear with me, I just moved to friggen' Australia! My walls are stuffed with some flowery pattern to match the bed sheets and curtains. Oh the tasteful english architecture. Now a lot have been going on since my last journal entry in May, but it's a long and boring story, and I doubt anyone will read it anyway, so I won't bother to tell you. YAY to acedia!

It is now 7:23 pm and I just woke up. Again. Vomiting rocks! Kids, don't eat eight caffeine pills in one day. It eats your brain, summons big scary rabbits, keeps santa away, makes you all go lesbian at the age of 80 AND gives you a hell of a headache.

I am currently eating yogurt and burned crumpets while watching my ugly toes. My tablet's playing hide-and-seek. Oh, and I'm stuck in victory road. That name is so ironic.

Oh, and I've got this really awesome teddybear. YAY!
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Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!
I don't know if I should be stressed, overly happy or depressed right now. Most of all I feel guilty.

Exams just started. We pulled biology and religion. I'm never gonna make it. Oh well...
Plus, my tudoo list for today is waaaaaaay longer than I imagined. I am a lazy person! My life philosophy is built on Acedia! Urg!
And to make it all worse, I am leaving Denmark in two months to live in Hobart. For a year! My life have never been more messy than now, and I have so little time to get hold on all the lose ends. Imma go craaaaaaazy here!

And (yes, there is more) I suck as a friend. HOORAY!

Oh, and by the way: Sheep really do eat pringles!
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Bored as hell

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So why not put up some crossy crossy... Stuff?

[ x ] Strangers think you're weird.
[ x ] Friends think you're weird.
[ x ] I am hyper.
[ x ] (Actually, I burn easily) I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ x ] (He was pretty much fucked up drunk) I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad
[ ] I hate my mom
[ x ] I have a brother
[ ] I have a sister
[ x ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ x ] My biological parents are together
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ x ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ x ] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[ x ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ x ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ x ] I've peed from laughing.
[ x ] I've snorted while laughing.
[ x ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ x ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ x ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed!
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ x ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ x ] I've been on a plane.
[ x ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ x ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ x ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[ x ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ x ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ x ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ x ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ x ] (Didn't play, though) I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ x ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ x ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ x ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ x ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ x ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ x ] I've played chicken.
[ x ] I've played a prank on someone.
[ x ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ x ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ x ] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ x ] I miss someone right now.
[ x ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm bi
[ ] I'm gay
[ ] I've had sex
[ ] I've had phone sex
[ ] I've cybered
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ x ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ x ] (several times) I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[ x ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[ x ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ x ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ x ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ x ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ x ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ x ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] (Wait... what?) I've popped
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ x ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] (even though people think so, I am not) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ x ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ x ] I've woken up crying.
[ ] (Depends. I am afraid of dying painfully) I'm afraid of dying.
[ x ] I hate funerals
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] (Eww) I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ x ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] (Not exactly unhealthy... Is it?) I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit
[ x ] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ x ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ x ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ x ] I curse regularly.
[ x ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] (HELL no!) I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ x ] (Danish grammar, that is) I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat.
[ x ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ x ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ x ] I am in love with love.
[ x ] (But just to poke fun of a friend of mine) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly
[ ] (Well... Depends. Most cases I don't) I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ x ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[ x ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[ x ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ x ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I loathe labels
[ x ] I like action movies
[ ] I like horror movies
[ ] I like chick flicks
[ ] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before
[ x ] (In english. Seriously!) I can't spell
[ x ] I treasure my friends.
[ ] (I try to, but I am an egoface) I think of others before myself
[ x ] All of those are answered honestly.
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So my life has been rather stuffed these past weeks. Lots of stuff happened, both good and bad, and I am not going to tell you what and why. It will just steal your time, and you won't care anyway ^^

Let's just say school sucks, Amor sucks, my back is going to kill me and I am running around in circles screaming HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY, damnit!
That is all.

Oh, and I'm gonna delete all the previous journal entries. Yes, all of 'em. HA! In yer face!

By the way, these guys just happens to kick ass:
:icongrineren333::iconmamakoto::iconnowbody::iconsondersays:
Did I forget you? Gimmie a call, hm?
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